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July 13, 2012 / austreberto

doctor’s orders (take two and call me in the morning)

doctor’s orders (take two and call me in the morning)

 

prescription: butterflies

 

instructions:

take daily

before and after kisses

and dates

and late night phone calls

during if desired

 

only take butterflies if you are married

in a relationship

or have a big crush

 

butterflies is not meant for everyone

do not take butterflies if you are single

newly broken up

or a stalker

 

this could result in high and/or false expectations

and one way relationships

also known as being a crazy bitch

 

if such a situation occurs

please see your nearest best friend immediately

 

warning

side effects may include

but not limited to

sore faces (from smiling so much)

exploding hearts

insomnia

day dreaming

and sickenly cute couple syndrome

 

stop taking butterflies if you are overwhelming or smothering your partner

do not operate heavy machinery while taking butterflies

or be located in the state of texas

 

please use responsibly

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  1. coffeesthename / Sep 4 2012 5:56 pm

    I love this one. It is a new and completely cool way of looking at butterflies, and your directions seem about right for this potent prescription!

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